Dodge Grand Caravan

The van you drive that belongs to your mom because you can't afford your own car.

Person 1: You actually drive a Dodge Grand Caravan?
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.

by GodsDemonHunter October 1, 2008

Disney Grand Slam

When you go to Disney World and go to all four parks in one day, hitting all major attractions; starting at 9 am and ending at 1 am. This usually ends in massive pain in your legs due to all the walking.

Dude I did the Disney Grand Slam the other day, and I still can't get out of bed.

by LaFleur818 August 26, 2011

Your Grand Pippie a Hippie

The most devastating insult that is worse than any other one.

Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2 Ur Dad is Lesbian

Person 3: Your Grand Pippie A Hippie
Person 1 and 2 both die of kidney failure and intense brain trauma.

by Fucking idoit July 18, 2018

Pennsylvania Grand Canyon

While you titfuck your girl you are sitting on her face and she licks your ass

I’d like to show her the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon

by ThadMac May 23, 2021

Delusions of Grand Jury

The thing that a court jury demonstrates when they make decisions and rulings based more on beliefs outside of law, or to appear more important than their jury position entails. It usually involves decisions based on facts that don't pertain to the actual charges in any way.

It doesn't have to be a grand jury. That just makes the pun work is all.

Everyone knew that Mr. Chang was a dangerous assassin, but the prosecution had no legal evidence whatsoever. Luckily, the jury showed delusions of grand jury by sentencing him to death. See in this one, the grand jury reference does make sense.

The jurors exhibited delusions of grand jury when they convicted the man solely on the basis that he liked to carve wooden figurines.

by Guruboy August 20, 2008

The Grand Whazoo

A slang name for God.

"It was almost as if The Grand Whazoo was directing me upon my path through life."

by Ross Douglas July 16, 2006

100 grand

100000 dollars (not to be confused with the candy bar of the same name)

If I had 100 grand I would put it in the bank.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2008