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Fashion The Gash

A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.

Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.

Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.
by Sharksie May 19, 2022
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Gabrielle

Gabrielle is a name for usually a girl who is extremely strong and elegant. Gabrielle is absolutely stunning and her looks are breath taking. Gabrielle's usually have really good hair, eyes, nose, lips, and body. Not just looks but Gabrielle also is very intelligent with almost a genius IQ. Gabrielle has impeccable taste and is a trend setter for the world. Gabrielle may come off as quiet and shy but you definitely want to get to know her and when you do she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you. She is the light in our world and has a good heart. Gabrielle is also a complete savage and won't put up with anyones crap. Don't mess with Gabrielle or you'll regret it.... Gabrielle is the electricity and is silly. You will instantly fall deeply in love with her. And if she loves you back she will love you back hard. Gabrielle has a VERY deep love and gives it her all. Gabrielle is like coming up for air after drowning. she is too good to be put into words. Gabrielle is very unique and isn't like any other girl in the world. Gabrielle is very fun and will always make you feel young. She is very adventurous and dangerous..... in a good way. Never underestimate Gabrielle. She is the most awesome, loving, beautiful, wonderful, amazing, fun, silly, funny, and perfect girl in the world. If you think you have met a perfect girl wait until you meet Gabrielle.
Woah did you see Gabrielle she is stunning and made me laugh so hard.
by NEWYORKTIMES September 1, 2017
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Garroth

“You’re such a Garroth! Let’s get out of the door section already..”
by bean 420.69 October 23, 2019
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High school football game

A football game played by high schoolers, but mainly a social event. 20% of people watch the game, and 80% talk and socialize majority of the game.
When all the highschoolers went to the High school football game,they new the game would actually be a social gathering.
by urbandictionaryknowitall October 23, 2011
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Daz Games

A underrated YouTuber who is absolutely amazing. He reviews all kinds of games and even reacts to videos people tweet him. You should check out his channel. His other channel is just Daz Black where he posts sketches and occasional vlogs.
A: Did you see the new video posted kn Daz games?
B: Yeah! It was very funny and entertaining.
by Messed_up_2022 February 5, 2020
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gawk of tourists

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'
Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010
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gay nigga hours

the time of day between 2:30 and 2:40 when it's sad nigga hours and you get too deep in your feelings you get too fruity. if you stay fruity after 2:40 u officially gay.
hey man, it's almost gay nigga hours u ready to cuddle and talk about our feelings?
by yunglowlife August 14, 2017
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