Shawty: "I don't want to give you head. Your dick tastes bad!"
Bro: "What if I wrap it in a fruit roll up?"
Shawty: "Oh hell yes! I'll give you a fruit blow up whenever you want!"
Bro: "What if I wrap it in a fruit roll up?"
Shawty: "Oh hell yes! I'll give you a fruit blow up whenever you want!"
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by missmiaonfire March 4, 2018
Get the fruzzie mug.“he wanted me to be his... sugar daddy...but he never really asks for anything. at this point we’re just having major kinky sex.”
“woah woah, back up.”
“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
“woah woah, back up.”
“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
by psychosunflower May 21, 2018
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by Elocin68 June 16, 2018
Get the Frugby mug.The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.
"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
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