Frosty The Blowman

When you cram a snowball in your mouth and immediately perform fellatio.

Her mouth was so cold on my dick it felt like I was getting a Frosty The Blowman

by StopsLeaksFast December 12, 2021

Frosty the Blowman

A blowjob performed with a mouth full of crushed ice

"Colton gave me a Frosty the Blowman last night, I have no idea why he thought I'd like it"

by NeiNerd December 18, 2017

Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.

Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.

by darkred22 May 10, 2018

Frosty

The word youtuber and snapchat influencer YASMINE (OGGEEENALIEN) uses to describe something that is icy/good looking...usually indicating a cool or interesting situation/ materialistic object like the ice that YASMINE shows to show these haters what she’s about which is the 💰.

The ice around YASMINE’S neck is FROSTY.

by Oggreenalien May 23, 2020

Frosty Knickers

A person who is sexually frigid and unlikely to be sexual, even with a reasonable partnership match.
Frosty - as in barren, frigid, unfertile, too cold to show any signs of life in there/unwilling to have any life in those knickers/panties under any circumstances. Frosted over so as to be immovable to allow access to what is clothed by the knickers/panties.
Not to beconfused with voluntary or enforce chasticy, Incel, celebacy, sapiosexual or demisexual.

"That person has Frosty Knickers/Panties - they resist any kind of sexual talk or respectful approaches because they're irrationally oppositional to having sex with their perfect Partner who they would otherwise find highly sexually attractive."
"Damn girl! Have you got Frosty Knickers now you've got me into your bedroom, I thought you were joking about looking at your etchings."

by MattJKing71 November 29, 2021

Frosty log

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.

Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!

by Crcomic December 14, 2013

Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.

Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.

by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021