French Schnitzel

The act when a women shoves either a slim jim or other form of beef jerky into her vaginal cavities while she is having her period and having a man lick and or eat the entire blood covered snack.

Dude last night my girlfriend gave me a taste of her French Schnitzel

by Mikehal October 9, 2008

french class

-loving your teacher
-looking up cuss words

-the only class you care about
-do you have a pencil?
-the teacher saying French words really fast to confuse you (especially during reciting words)

-messing up and calling your teacher Ms./Mrs. instead of Mme.

-Is this the real life? Or do I just love French?

*teacher says a bunch of crap*
You- ah French Class...

by French10101 February 14, 2014

French Dip

Where your woman lays on her back with her legs in the air and you squat above her and dip your ballsack in to her wet pussy juice (jus de pusspuss).

"Hey Jim. I had a cracking French Dip last night, my sack was really moist."

by Twojimmys November 20, 2016

french bite

In the middle of making out you gently bite the other person's nose, often licking it a bit while doing it.

I gave Shauna I french bite yesterday!

by Nornirishlad6969 April 2, 2016

French Eskimo

When a man utilizes his tongue to French kiss his partner's vagina while cramming his nose into her anal orifice in an Eskimo-kiss-like fashion.

Sideways James said to his friend Milky Dave, "Dude, I was with Karen last night and I totally gave her the French Eskimo. Come smell my face."

by Keith and Chris May 29, 2007

French Republican

1 A Republican who is beginning to show signs of waking up from a trance to turn to policies that will lead to a better nation for future generations. 2 Any Republican who does not reflexively support President "Dubya" Bush's policies. USAGE Pejorative term used by conservatives to attack any Republican who begins to show even the slightest moderate tendencies.

by BeSiegeAd August 5, 2003

French week

A busy day at work, equal to the amount of effort the typical french worker manages to muster up in 5 days at work

"Phew ive been busy all day, ive put a french week in today"

by Pikey mullet September 28, 2005