Freedom Fries

The name given to French fries when corporations get uppity. The type of freedom they espouse being the "mass-manufactured, cheaply-produced and incredibly bland" type.

Man, I don't care if these are French fries or Freedom fries, they taste like cardboard either way.

by Meh May 9, 2003

freedom of slavery

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.

yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.

by Todd January 15, 2005

freedom pass

A pass issued by Colonial Williamsburg that allows the bearer free admission for the year. The freedom pass is sometimes mistaken for passport by Patrick-esque individuals.

Mom, I forgot my freedom pass!

by ice grilled cheese January 3, 2005

Freed The Beast

The poo the morning after a night of heavy drinking (preferably a combination of draft beer/cheap mexican food for maximum payload), usually rather smelly and leaves everybody in close proximity to the washroom feeling absolutely ill.

(Guy 1)Dude, I just Freed The Beast all over Tom's bathroom!

(Guy 2) I know, I smelled it and just bucked all over myself!

(Guy 1) Righteous.

by Studly333 December 14, 2008

freedom biscuit

croissant

We're boycotting France so, so I call a croissant a freedom biscuit.

freedom biscuit freedom biscuit

by lord Vittles VI September 27, 2008

Freedom wall

The great firewall of America.

I tried to get on the internet, but the freedom wall redirected me to amernet instead.

by Bubbasaurus December 3, 2010

Freedz

freedz
verb
1. to take home (or go to the home of) a random potential sexual partner only to experience cold feet. Sexual intercourse does not result; blue balls (see entry for "blue balls") do.

Person A: So I met this really cute guy at the bar last night and totally went home with him.
Person B: Really?! And...?
Person A: (giggling) I couldn't... I got nervous.
Person B: Oh My Gawd! You're always pulling a freedz!

by wordzwerth August 10, 2012