Nottinghamshire Police Force

That branch of humanity that thinks it's fine to leave two dogs in a police car on one of the hottest days of the year to let them cook for 7 hours.

''I see you have dogs. Don't let the Nottinghamshire Police Force see them. They'll cook them.''

by NotNottsPolice February 23, 2010

Air Force Fire Fighter

Defined as one of the hardest jobs the USAF has to offer, with exceptions to Combat Controllers and TAC-P. They work, train, and play harder than any other. Have one of the highest alcohol tolerances, comparable to that of the Irish.

Guy1: Hey, you lazy bum! Get to work!

Guy2: What do you think I am? An Air Force Fire Fighter?

by Phillip J Fry June 20, 2008

reasonable force

Police slang for "being as fucking violent as you like".

Police denied that the death in custody was a result of police brutality, saying they restrained the suspect using reasonable force.

by annoyed anarchist May 1, 2004

Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

Forcefuck

1 - When a Jedi has hard, fast sex with someone and uses the Force to augment their sexual pleasure.

2 - When a Jedi does better than you at anything, especially video games.

3 - When the drunk chick at a party is all over you, and your boys are just like "do it bro, no regrets," so you take her back to your room and you Forcefuck that girl. I mean, you really wreck that chick.

Ex-1 - I seriously need to be Forcefucked this week, I've been soo horny lately.

Ex-2 - Damn homie you just got Forcefucked suckaaaa.

by jediman March 23, 2008

Air Force

Interestingly enough your average airmen can out shoot any other military person. Has the highest number of ground combat kills and the lowest number of ground combat deaths in the 3 most recent wars. Was smart enough to bring A/C to a place where everyone was told it would be hot. Does their job so well that they have time to sit around the break room and watch TV because nothing is broken and all the available flight crews have already taken jets and taken off to save the sorry ass marines and army. Unlike the army our uniforms look like a uniform and an airmen is capable of manipulating a button, no zippers required. Next time your crying about how easy the air force has it you should stop to realize you knew that before you joined (insert other branch here) and started yourself on the road of bad decisions.

"Look at those dumb Air Force guys over there in their air conditioned tents.. they think they are so smart..... man I wish I had air conditioning.. I'm such a dumbass." -any "soldier" in any other branch.

by whatitdew December 9, 2008

fortean

relating to an interest in oddball psuedo-science, cryptozoology, alien big cats, ufology, and the like more from an inquisitive standpoint than a sensationalistic one. a fortean is just as happy to provide/glean information that would debunk a phenomenon as they would be to prove or further a study.

bob watches "ghost hunters", but he's not convinced that ghosts are intelligent entities, but more likely a recording on space, or a side-effect of electro-magnetic interference, because he's a fortean.

by Wordcrimes December 14, 2007