scoop and floff

The act of farting into your hand, and ka-me-ha-me-ha into your significant others face while they not expecting it. You can also use a blanket or other forms to transfer the fart to their face.

I was laying in bed with my with my fiance the other night and scoop and floffed him and he threw up..

by Lawndragon January 4, 2018

floffus

great band

pft, eric chill out most people know your in floffus, and i dont think yall sound like NFG at all cuz NFG in my terms suck.

by Staci December 27, 2003

flooder

someone who is afraid.

like if shit gets bad and someone pulls out a gun, then someone else pisses their pants, they r a flooder.

by adam the masta p playa March 9, 2003

flooded basement

same as the leaky roof except the recipient gags on the semen drops and vomits.

Jason got a flooded basement from David.

by John Y September 10, 2003

Floofer

a feminine male; gay homosexual; a real fruitcake; a fag

"Wow dude that kid is THE biggest floofer!"

by Bobby and Chris February 27, 2005

Flooding the Basement

getting an erection.

guy 1: "houston, we have a problem."

guy 1: "i'm flooding the basement."

guy 2: "oh shit, just think about a chair, it'll go away."

by ProfessorOak February 1, 2009

floofy

Noun.
Used in reference to a man's butt, the perfect balance between flat and poofy: the perfect butt.

Girl 1: "OMG look at Tom's butt!!"
Girl 2: "That sure is a floofy if I've ever seen one."
Girl 1: "I haven't seen a floofy like that since Channing Tatum in The Vow!"
Girl 2: "Thank God for Olympic diving."

by Ass Kisser August 30, 2013