X-files

A show that all white people whatch or have watched at least once in there life although the hardest case for mulder and scully would be to find a black guy or someone who isnt white that watches thier show

Did you watch the X-files the other day ?
No man im not white

by Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back December 3, 2006

Filera

Some Sort of Knife or a Dagger

"I'm gonna shank you with my filera"

by Gooberspooger January 1, 2005

filgermentating

the act of being put through countless heartbreaking experiences for no coherent reason, then making up word(s) for having to go through said experiences.

She was so furious with her boyfriends unexplained aversion to her, she began filgermentating in between random outbursts of sobs and regrets

by eeniemeenielittlebopeep1234567 October 1, 2008

FALSEIFY

To make something false as in text or a person.

You always Falseify my Text

or

You are falsefing my Food

by Snakeman Da Wabit December 31, 2009

False Bang

(n) a phrase deriving from flash bang, one would use this phrase as a response to a false statement said by another

Because a flash bang is loud and surprising, a false bang should only be used in a situation in which the statement said is barely false, resulting in the false bang being a surprise to the other person

"Why are you on the floor?"
"Cause I fell."
"Wow you're an idiot."
"False bang."
"Don't you mean flash bang?"
"No what you said was false so false bang."

by Freddy8289 March 27, 2010

false attender

someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.

Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.

by notso_r February 3, 2013

false entertainment

The act of falsely entertaining someone at a promised/ guaranteed time and place.

I paid $5,000 to go to the super bowl, but the games was cancelled because the other team forfeited the game and never showed up. If I don't get a refund, I'm suing them for false entertainment!

by Peachez-757-23336 November 29, 2017