Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.
by bolivari May 25, 2023
Get the Father Figuremug. i’m sorry, it seems what you have typed is not in the dictionary, considering the fact that he left. i suggest looking up similar words, like milk, store, left. good day to you.
by Your Moms Great In Bed.. May 10, 2022
Get the fathermug. Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.
by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019
Get the Fathermug. 
Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.
Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
by tarduno May 12, 2011
Get the The Father/Tortugamug. Person 1: Hey...do you know of the mafia?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".
by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025
Get the Mother And Fathers Infection Aroundmug.