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Fartridge

The name given to a ventriloquist-like nocturnal expulsion of rectal gass (sleep farting) which flutters from between the gluteus maximus, mimicking the sound of a small bird taking off somewhere in the room, causing ones bed partner to jump out of bed and start searching the room for the trapped song bird.
Have your fartridges gone to roost for the night dear, or will they be fluttering around the room tonight?
by surfer91919 January 28, 2021
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fathia

the prettiest kind soul you can ever find, mostly asian are named fathia. The victorious smile can win thousands of hearts in no time. Anyone loving her will be the luckiest. She is really bold, cheery and loves to be alone and to ponder with her thoughts.
how fathia can she be! I just love her so much.
by autumnia June 11, 2021
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Anthony Fantano

A music reviewer with a round melon head.
Hi everybody! Anthony Fantano here, the Internet's bussiest music nerd.
by AnthonyFantanoSucksDick April 24, 2017
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Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.
Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?
by 0la0la April 22, 2023
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West Falkland Islands

A large dependency of the British crown, located on the southern American continent found at latitude 38.4161, longitude 3.6167° W. It is often mistakenly referred to as "Argentina" but anyone who does so is canonically wrong.

In a similar way, the name comes from the residents of a plucky island nation mocking a much larger hostile nation and their (ultimately flawed) expansionist desires. A good example of another country mocked in this way is West Taiwan (who keep threatening to conquer east/real Taiwan).

The official language of the West Falklands is German for reasons that we won't go in to.

They have won multiple world cups, but most of the ancestors of the current population haven't ever had much success on the world stage in "other events".
Guy 1: "I can't wait to go on Holiday to the West Falkland islands."
Guy 2: "Make sure you learn German before you go."
Guy 1: "why?"
Guy 2: "there's always German's on holiday"
by Souper Rare July 14, 2023
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faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.
The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi
by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019
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fatneek

the word is use to describe someone who is fat and gets bullied by his own subreddit
fatneek
by Matejwastaken February 10, 2021
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