earth sex

When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.

"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 11, 2006

down to earth

a vague, meaningless expression that a wide variety of people use to express an undefinable positive quality in an other

For instance:
"Those two police officers were really down to earth, weren't they?"
"This ski lodge has down to earth feel to it, don't you think?"
"Rainbow is one of the most down to earth individuals I know."
"Say what you want about George Bush, but he's a down to earth kinda guy."
"The astronauts were the down to earth sort"
"REI and Eddie Bauer outlets have a down to earth feel to them."

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

dick-ears

n. A person disliked. Insulting name for a person, such as "dick-head".

What's up, dick ears?

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

beagle ears

male version of female cameltoe; ie. when a guy's pants are so tight, you can see the bulge of his genitalia hanging on either side of the tops of his legs.

Roger has some serious beagle ears...those pants must be from high school.

by Kkerst September 21, 2008

Dale Earnhardt

One of the best NASCAR Driver of all time. The only thing i ponder about why people add definitions that are highly disrespectful. Look at it this way, in 1992, Richard Petty retired. NASCAR ratings were at an all time low. Since 4 races after Daytona in 2001, the ratings for NASCAR have gone down 38%. 9 races after Dale died was the first time EVER a track was not sold out. Think about it that way. Only a crapload of America watched NASCAR because of Dale. There will never be another intimidator like Dale.

"Who's that number 3"
"That's the best driver ever, Dale Earnhardt

by Freyguy August 7, 2008

Ears

Annoying weasel who listens into your conversations and then joins in with half-assed unwanted opinions.

Me: Did you see Ears butting into my private chat earlier?
Her: Yeah, Ears is super annoying.

by Bruce Wee July 14, 2021

Google-Earth Boner

An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.

Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"

Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"

Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"

Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."

by TheBrokenDick January 3, 2011