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dookie howser

The act of sandwiching a fresh steamy piece of fecal matter between the married ass-cheeks of one partner and the second (female or fat "man-tittie" endowed) partner's tits.

Ass to boob poop-fucking.
Last night I was banging this chick, and she was like, "give me a 'doogie howser,'" and I was like, "what the hell is that?" "NO," she said, "a DOOKIE HOWSER -- as in HOUSING a DOOKIE!"
by Neal Patrick Harris, MD January 31, 2009
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Dookie

While the word "dookie" has become derogatory slang, the word is actually a name:

1. A surname. Dookie is an English surname, having the same origins or being in reference to the title of Duke. It is derived from the latin word dux, which means leader. Variations of the name include Dukes, Dook, Dooke, Dookes,

2. The name of a town in Victoria, Austrialia.

3. The name of a University of Melbourne Campus.
"When did the Dookie family first arrive in Canada?"
"Dookie is a farming community"
"Dookie campus is transforming agriculture through education"
by 1e1even May 6, 2014
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ooka dookie

1.A Female that has an ogrish physical appearance; extremely ugly

2.Physical appearance equivalent to that of walrus
"Damn man, im wicked desperate"
"how bout her?"
"nah, i wouldnt go near that ooka dookie"
by Patrick May 13, 2005
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blasting a dookie

a term used to describe a male or female crapping or to take a crap
by chris cain May 13, 2005
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Dookiote

Dude, I seriously need to go dookiote.
by KJBid August 23, 2007
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Dookie Shorts

Similar in fashion to "Booty Shorts", only shorter.
"Dang, girl! Doze shorts so short I can see the dookie in yo butts."

"DAD, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear your Dookie Shorts when I have friends over!?"
by Almighty Zardoz August 22, 2011
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dookie bucket

Used to flush a toilet by pouring a bucket of water after taking a dookie on a toilet with no running water.
I'm glad I had the dookie bucket ready because I took a big dookie and forgot the water was turned off because the water bill wasn't paid.
by Frankie Future May 6, 2014
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