Do Not Disturb

A phrasing meaning to leave that person alone cause he or she does not want to be disturbed

person: hey wyd?

me: DO NOT DISTURB ME BITCH!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

by Chickennuggetshoe December 04, 2021

Doing a Chloe

When you fake a sickness/injury to get attention but everyone already knows that you don’t and they think that you have lost ur fuckin mind.

Chloe: I have osteoporosis cancer
Everyone else: No you don’t you are doing a Chloe.

by Every Ccs Student December 15, 2019

do a dozen

To use a whole box of condoms in one sexual encounter.

"That girl was so thick I took her home to do a dozen."

by Supersatisfier August 26, 2006

Do Over

Implementation of the Half-age-plus-seven-minus-ten-relationship rule after a marriage lasting more than 25 years ending in divorce.

Wow, I just met an awesome new girl. I think I need a Do Over after the last 27 years.

by BobbyWeir April 05, 2019

stagnant do

A stag do where the stag does not attend due to an event which takes precedence.

The stag do was stagnant in that it was a stag do without a stag. Hence it was a stagnant do.

by In Benidorm with no stag May 11, 2009

DOS Prompt

c:<enter>
Early computer users typed c, the colon<:>, then pressed <enter> to get back to the main disk drive in DOS. It was also an inside joke.

After she took her thong off I gave her the DOS Prompt!

by #1mule June 18, 2010

Doing The Cat

Interacting with a cat. Doing so can cause harm.

Man 1: I'm thinking about doing the cat.
Man 2:Please do not the cat.
Man 1:(Does the cat)
Man 1:(Dies)
Man 2:That's what you get for doing the cat.

by Epic69gamer January 07, 2021