dildo

a fake penis

She shoved a dildo up her poop chute.

by kz June 6, 2004

Dildo Factory

The factory where dildos are produced.

I work at the dildo factory.

by The Freak of Texas May 4, 2006

Dildo

The gender-reversal of a Fag Hag; A guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians.

Dude, stop being such a Dildo, it's not like they're gonna invite you to join in.

by Avanator September 1, 2007

turd dildo

1)A sure fire way to get pin worm trichonosis and various other shit borne diseases.
2)A german erotic toy used to stimulate sexual response from gay nazi sympathizers.
3) A small brown cylinder composed of fecal matter.
4) An incredibly stupid person usually lacking and thinking skills or common sense.
5) Being stiffed on something valuable or meaningful by a close friend or family member.

1)Grandma used to play with a turd dildo now she is very ill.
2)Colonel Nimitz inserted the turd dildo into his rectum .
3) There are museums with turd dildos in glass cases on shelves , waiting to used in case of emergency.
4)You are a silly turd dildo Mark, Trout Sniffer is a lesbian.
5) Losing that pendant to my aunt willow was a real turd dildo.

by toe October 15, 2004

DildoDay

1. Having a Dildo inserted into a person's anus and keeping it their all day. 2. Preforming daily activities with a Dildo in a person's body.

I had a DildoDay and now I can't get the Dildo out!!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

dildac

Dildo with a large ballsack attached. Often used as an insult.

"Get away from me you fucking dildac"
"Go fuck yourself with a dildac"

by camel camel June 15, 2008

dildouche

a combination of dildo and douche bag, describing a person exhibitng qualities of both

Look at that dildouche with all that gel in his hair and shiny tshirt.

by kdeez October 16, 2009