Digital Condom

An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.

"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."

by 8res August 19, 2018

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Digital BO$$

One who rules the Digital World with dominance and expertice. Can create consumer-moving media campaigns that utilize multi-platform digital assets and social media push to maximize sales.

GSM #1: Have you seen our digtial revenue pace?
GSM #2: Yeah, it is through the roof. And sales confidence is on fire.
GSM #1: That's because the new Digital Sales Manger is a Boss!
GSM #2: Yeah, a Digital BO$$

by Radio Head December 19, 2013

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hit me up with your digits

This means give Allyssa your phone number and do not punch her in the face up into the sky!

New phone, new number. Hit me up with your digits!

by allygatortears June 3, 2014

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digital anaphase

This is when you shoot a person of the male sex up the ass with hexidecimal coded dildo juice.

I'm going to digital anaphase your black ass.

by yer916 April 28, 2005

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Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality

"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"

by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016

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digital catcall

When an acquaintance who follows you on Instagram repeatedly likes or throws love heart eyes and/or flame react emojis exclusively to photos of you in Stories. Other than these interactions there is no conversation, making the behaviour essentially an unwanted whistle.

Ugh! Pierce has been digital catcalling me for over a week now. I don't get it... he has a girlfriend!

by spf50 August 10, 2023

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