The difference

I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOSTILE AND NON-HOSTILE WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT AND I DONT HAVE ACCESS TO THE THING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haaa... Haaa... Haaa..."

Hym "What's the matter with you?"

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... Haaa... I think I'm... Haa... Having a panic attack... Haa..."

Hym"WHAT!? ARE WE GOING TO DIE!? 😱" *Starts running around in circles* "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! YOU'RE GOING TO STROKE OUT AND WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... You're not... Helping..."

Hym "Why is this happening!?"

Iam *breathing heavily* "I'm just freaking out... Haa... I don't think they know that I can't tell the difference between hostile and non-hostile... Haa... And every time they do that it triggers a stress response... Haa... Either that or they don't care... Haa... In which case, they what that to happen... Haa... I don't know what to do about this... We... We need to do something about this... Haa... Haa... Shit, this is not good..."

Hym "AAAAHHHHHH!!! SHIT! WHAT DO WE DO!? WHAT DO WE DO!?" 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Iam "THAT ISN'T HELPING! Haa... Ha..."

Hym 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Iam *Breathing heavily* "Haa... Haa... Let's just go. Let's go. We'll be find... We... just have to take our mind off it..."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

Same Diffrence

A phrase used when you say something wrong and someone corrects you. It implies that everything you said has alot of similar diffrences that noone can argue wrong.

Susan: "The moon is made of cheese"
Joelle: "No, it isn't."
Susan: "Same diffrence."

by booknerd<3 September 10, 2010

working a different girl every night

having sex with someone different every night, when you are married

see my definition working late

made famous in a film 40 days and 40 nights

mark: did you know tom is working a different girl every night?

carl: ohhhhhhh what an asshole, his wife is sooooooo hot and she is nice to him

mark: i know, i might go round there when hes not there and "tell her"

by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE November 29, 2010

split the difference

When ones g-string divides shit (or diarrhea) into two separate bodies.

I will never take off my favorite g-string. I will split the difference from now on.

by ideasnshit October 6, 2010

Differ out

word used by knacker boy racers as a term for lookin like a muppet in there cars

here mitch feen differ out...... aw no feen me tyres are bare

by dean reeves July 7, 2008

Diffahole

A lozenger to sooth the asshole within and make said asshole calm down. Similar to a lozenger to sooth a sore throat.

Cure for someone being an asshole. To be used to restore said asshole to a normal state of being. Triple strengh maybe required for stubborn or resistant assholes.

Keep a pack handy for you are having a great time and some prick comes in and spoils the mood.

"Hey man, what the fuck is wrong with you? Take a Diffahole and chill."

"What an asshole, he needs to take a pill. Give him a Diffahole."

by Krazy Kreations September 23, 2011

Difficult

The Difficult is a new, developing, but fast-spreading cult, in this cult there are a few things you need to know, the prophet is the leader of the cult, "The Tragedy" is second in command. Once you join, you are called a difficulty. Our Lord and savior, Diffi, is who we pray to, you can find more information on our YouTube channel (The Sanctimonious Community of Difficult). HAIL DIFFI

(Difficulty Recruiter)- *Says to possible recruit* Hey, bruv, you need to join my cult.

(Possible Recruit) *Says to Recruiter* Sure, what's it called?

(Recruiter) The Difficult

by The_Sanctimo December 18, 2018