Depression

When you've wasted your entire life away and all you can do is look at definitions for depression on the Urban Dictionary

You have depression.

by ObviousLoser.. October 9, 2017

Depression

A mental illness mostly everyone these days has

“Hey man, I got depression,”
“Cool bro, me too”

by DumbFatRatBitch March 1, 2020

Depression hair

Matted unwashed and unbrushed hair because washing and brushing your hair is hard and not a lot of people have the motivation for it.

"Wow your hair is so matted is everything okay?"

"Yeah I just got a case of depression hair"

by Fuck off hoe May 11, 2021

inbox depression

n. A dysphoric state of mind that occurs after one looks into one's email inbox with great anticipation of something, only to feel rejected that nobody has sent the individual a particular email.

I had a major case of inbox depression going on for months as I waited for med school admission notifications to come in.

by RehabbedMacAddict October 17, 2009

Shrek depression

Shrek depression is where you love watching Shrek so much and then it ends. It causes you to be very depressed and put into a shrekdiculous state. Also it mainly begins when in Shrek 4, you believe Shrek to die. Some may be cured by the following:
•eating an onion
•doing the roar
•watching the Shrek Christmas special

Some may not ever be cured and will be put into a Shrek depression forever.

Recently I watched Shrek and when he nearly died in Shrek 4, I got a bad case of Shrek depression.

by I’m sad :(( June 21, 2018

Clinical Depression

A more severe branch of depression. It's also referred to as Major Depressive Disorder (MDD), or if even more severe and longer lasting, Chronic Major Depressive Disorder (C-MDD/CMDD)

normal person: I have clinical depression
a wise man named CORPSE: CLINICAL FUCKING DEPRESSION

by psychoticvoid January 12, 2021

Post Incubus Depression

compareable to post Harry potter sadness, post incubus depression is the feeling of emptiness after seeing incubus perform in concert. Almost as if you miss Brandon Boyd even though you have never met him.

Hey mike wanna come over and chill? Nah man I think I'm just gonna stay home and listen to incubus. Dude..... Mike you need to get over the Post Incubus Depression. I know they were awesome but they will come around again.

by RJZim March 2, 2012