custard drop

when Sam gets horny late at night on his farm, he sneaks out to the cattle to preform an act known as the custard drop and gets fertilised from the "custard drop" from the prized bull.

Sam tired out all the cattle last night he was out there custard dropping all night

by jims mowing.com May 9, 2021

Custard plate

Custard plate:

When a person(s) cum's on a person's back and then proceeds to eat it off with two spoons like you would Custard off a plate.

"hey bro let's custard plate this chick"

"I just pulled a custard plate on this girl"

by Willystackersmacker123 June 4, 2021

custardcookiesnewdad

Hot person who Is gay and asexual hmu

custardcookiesnewdad Likes aro

by StillKai October 5, 2021

Custard

The definition of a retarded cunt

See that guy over there?! "Where?" There acting like a right custard!

by Meeshy babe November 10, 2021

custaerd

A hot person who has a degrading kink, a praise kink and is a masochist.. they simp for Kunikuzushi

Did you know custaerd wants Kunikuzushi's woohoo juice in them?

by dsmaneiaysdnasdjsmdfjdfgjfgjgh February 21, 2022

Custard

Cracker, baloney and cheese.

I love custards because they taste so good I’m glad luncahvle serve them

by Arrowgu4 March 19, 2022

Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022