A fowl smelling male pubic region. The odor permitted by this can usually be sensed from up to 20 ft away. Long exposer to this odor may cause temporary nausea and vomiting....Symptoms include: Redness & irratation of the ball sack, duck butter, slimy residue covering shaft of penis, Disgusting garlic smell.
by Skee Rooster August 7, 2010
Get the Garlic Crotchmug. a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.
Doctor, my balls are extremely sore. I think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.
by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009
Get the crotch noodlemug. by The dominator October 16, 2005
Get the crotch postmug. When you slide down a stripper pole(or any pole)and you hit your crotch hard against it and hurt your crotch.
Kyky Diamond was sliding down a stripper pole and messed up and hit her crotch as she slid down ,ooff I just slid down the pole and crotch banged it-definition by H Lazz
by Hlazzer September 19, 2017
Get the crotch bangmug. To Throw, kick, or smack a ball or other object with maximum inertia capabilities into the general crotch area of another person, player, or victim.
Exclaiming, "DING!" when an object and crotch connect is optional.
Exclaiming, "DING!" when an object and crotch connect is optional.
Billy and Julie played crotch ball the other day. Billy kicked the soccer ball at Jullie's crotch 4 times for a total of 8 DINGS(points)!
by Albizu August 10, 2006
Get the crotch ballmug. A louse.
A cootie.
A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
A cootie.
A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
Get the crotch cricketmug. by Jonny wiekels October 20, 2007
Get the hot crotchmug.