Cheap Chinese Made Crap

Cheap Chinese Made Crap means we love China so much, we not only gave them our jobs, but they make things not built to last.

Hey, why did you buy those pants from Walmart? You know that's just Cheap Chinese Made Crap

by Binfordman-1 March 29, 2013

Creme-de-la-crap

The crappiest of the crap

J.J Hickson is creme-de-la-crap

by Ms.SuckMyKiss87 March 5, 2011

holy crap.lions! tours

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.

Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

Bag of Crap

An item that appears on Woot.com that contains a random crappy item pulled from the deepest darkest hole in the storage barn

Dad: Oh lets check Woot
Son: I hope its a Bag of Crap

by 5uR1K3n May 27, 2006

victory crap

A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.

"As soon as I got home from church camp I spent two hours in the shitter taking a victory crap!

by buster7 March 10, 2007

The Crap Factor

1. Noun. The notion held by a person that anything done before they arrived was put in place by brain damaged trained monkeys and is complete and utter crap.

Our new boss has a good case of the crap factor when it comes to our network.

by Todi July 21, 2009

TRITANIC CRAP

A crap so large it has to break in 3 before sinking into the murky sewer toilet abyss.

Get the toilet reamer, this Tritanic Crap isn't going down without a fight.

by Grogan Crush April 21, 2010