Crank

A cry-wank. The act of masterbating whilst crying, usually done as a way to cheer yourself up if you are sad

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I’m gonna go have a crank. Might slip a finger up my ass while I’m doing it aswell

by SquigglyBBC January 5, 2021

Montana crank starter

When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her

Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter

by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022

glizzy crank

A crank for your glizzy

I cranked my glizzy with your glizzy crank and it was swag

by Mrs.Beast.FFZ July 5, 2022

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

crank

Disparaging term used by industry staff and others to describe persons who ride on buses for fun and as a hobby. Related terms "to crank", "cranking" and "cranked". Usually derogatory and used by some bus company staff. Known from London in the 1970s and widespread by the 1980s. Compares to the railway-enthusiast term "gricer".

"You going for a crank this weekend?"
"Yeah - I'm cranking the 56 on Sunday; it's the only route I haven't cranked."

by Gwiwer October 5, 2016

Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020