couch cramp

That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.

I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.

by Case Lee January 26, 2019

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hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.

Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it

by thisfakehair April 23, 2019

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A Strawberry Cramper (also known as a Chicken Mummfler) is a type of action that causes the suffocation of a feminine lizard (named otherwised as the Female Boogaloo). This action is highly dangerous and often results in spontaneous and putrid combustion. This action is commonly done by those in the furry community (a group of those who are attracted to animals) and is recommended to not be viewed apon by the normal eyes.

Finding satisfaction in this act is considered a crime in the Philippines, North Korea, and most of the U.S.A. (most notably the state of Alabama).

"While walking down the street i saw Fred giving the neighborly Female Boogaloo a Strawberry Cramper.".

by Warrior's_Dream June 27, 2019

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trimble cramble

It's a word that usually can describe a man / woman who tremble a lot while crambling.

It also describes a man / woman who trembles a lot and does small accident's like dropping a plate of crambles on the floor.

Karen i told you not to trimble cramble from the plate of sandwiches you know those are expensive!

by Red Camo July 24, 2020

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