Covid-🇸🇨

When authorities in Seychelles wished to inoculate over 70% of its estimated 98,000 population by mid-March, thanks to donated half-baked or half-trialed vaccines as part of their donor’s “vaccine diplomacy,” which would make the tourism-dependent islands the first nation to vaccinate its entire population and allow restrictions to be relaxed further.

Although the islands' relative isolation has allowed them to weather the Covid-19 storm relatively well and remain open to tourists, who needed to be confined to their hotels for 10 days upon arrival, it’s doubtful how they’d contain Covid-🇸🇨, as their visitors mostly come from places with high infection and mortality rates, which have witnessed new variants of the virus.

by Covido February 3, 2021

Oops COVID-it again

What Britney Spears would say if she gets re-infected with COVID-19.

Did you know you could get infected a second time with COVID-19?
Umm, yeah: oops COVID-it again!

by NeologianPJG April 23, 2020

Covid Speak-Easy

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions

My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy

by LordViper June 17, 2020

Covid-🇱🇰

When Buddhist-majority Sri Lanka insists that coronavirus victims should be cremated rather than buried, because burials could contaminate groundwater and spread the virus, triggering much anger among minority Muslims who want to bury their dead facing Mecca.

The WHO recommends both burials and cremations of corona victims as they carry zero risks of contamination or infection, but the Sri Lankan government wants to solve the Covid-🇱🇰 crisis their own way, with no regard for religious, political, or personal reasons.

by Covido January 8, 2021

Covid Karen

Woman who trys to "outsmart" the virus and finds wearing a mask for more than 5 minutes unbearable.

Dont go to her cocktail party, she's a real Covid Karen.

by PaullyTambam October 26, 2020

Near COVID experience

When you escape infection, because you missed a meeting with a person, that turned out to be infected.

"Hey babe, remember when you wanted to come over, but decided stay home?"
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."

by TheInfectious February 6, 2022

Land 'O COVID

A region of relatively high concentration of COVID positive individual cases, regardless of death toll.

Hey, you headin' back to Alabama?
Oh, HELL NO! That's the Land 'O COVID. I'm stayin' in Naples, FL where COVID doesn't even exist.

by YAWA December 12, 2020