Cooter Butter

A reference to one of the most hilarious forum posts in the history of the internet.

I can't find any lube, here's some butter for your cooter, I put it in the microwave for 8 minutes... cooter butter.

by tomx569 June 18, 2017

cooter mooch

When one eats out a female waitress prior to getting their final check in order to receive a substantial discount.

"Joe quickly cooter mooched to to save $20 on his three course dinner"

by Dangdoerr August 14, 2017

cooter cave

A female’s vagina that has come across multiple dicks.

Billy: I heard Ashley had a really loose cooter cave
Joe: True, i think I’ve been up there 2 times

by curlyaiden August 17, 2017

Cooter

a female body part also know as a pussy (see pussy).

Southern VA slang.

Guy: Damn shawty rode my face with that cooter like a damn pornstar.

by overestimated December 16, 2017

cootermonster

A hairy vagina

My girl and i was gonna have sex last night, but her cootermonster scared the shit outta me!

by BatesLane January 28, 2018

Cooter clan

Notorious group of young men

Cooter clan rocks.

by Jonnierocks May 17, 2018

Cooter

A creepy old man that lives in east Tennessee

Cooter scares me

by Yass Queen_ May 20, 2018