Cocktail Alchemist

The pokemon style evolution of a douchebag mixologist who considers himself a hipster wizard whose only trick is turning the money in your wallet into complete dissapointment

Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?

by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

Cocktale

A Pre-Mixed THINK to 'consume'. A powerful 'Tool' of THe* Right-Wing Narrative Constraction*.

FIIRE-up an Ad Campain, PIN a Cocktale on it, 'Name' a Cocktail after it and call it Pregress*.

by PartisanZ June 19, 2022

Cockthermia

An extremely dangerous condition in which a person’s cock becomes too cold, resulting in diarrhea, headaches and thirst.

“Aw man, did you here John got cockthermia from messing around with the freezer again?”

by Damn fine Dinky July 13, 2022

Cockthinker

Male Person whose thoughts and actions are based upon their Horniness, therefore refering to the Male Genital as the Thinking-Organ in this word.

Person X:"Man, person C really doesn't care for his Girlfriend's Interests and hobbies, he literally is only interested in her looks!"

Person B:"He really sounds like a Cockthinker!"

by Getochi August 19, 2022

Cocktail marathon

It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.

We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...

by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022