confizzled

to be confusededededed......ededed

everyone was talking in a different language and i was confizzled......ededededed

by phsycotic bitch January 12, 2004

Conficker

A worm every Windows user that hasn't updated since OCTOBER of 2008 will be infected with and scammed by Russian hacking geniuses.

Noob: Oh no! My computer has a Conficker virus!! And now all my bank money is GONE! HELP ME!!!

Me: You can start by updating

Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...

by Critical Acclaim April 21, 2009

confirm

to get a convict sexually excited

"0000001 finally got confirmed

by Kyle Wrigley December 31, 2003

Liquid Confidence

the need to hear the sound of water in order to use the restroom.

I had to turn on the tap in the bathroom for liquid confidence.

by heenabeena April 2, 2011

conci

A blind ass bitch who is so fucking crosseyed she needs to look up to look down

"Conci-ass bitch"
"Bitch u need some glasses, bitch im talking to u"
"That bitch is conci as hell"

by Alex March 13, 2005

Can Confirm

To confirm a simple question or remark. Also to get out of a awkward conversation.

Hey did you get a girl pregnant?
Can Confirm
Can Confirm

by Can Confirm March 30, 2017

conail

A white swaggot that suffers from Napoleon's syndrome.

Did you see that little punk try to take on that guy twice his size?

Yeah, what a conail.

by e muffin March 12, 2013