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compulexic

someone who has no hope of learning to use a computer.
Bob may need to accept the fact that he is compulexic.
by madamekelly December 2, 2009
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computerfaaltje

When a computer fails.
My computer just failed.

OMG A COMPUTERFAALTJE!
by regjezuigt September 6, 2010
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Computerized Possession

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.
Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
by UrbanPreTeen January 22, 2011
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Computerosity

A word used to describe sharing technological aspects with one or more persons.
Clark: How does one describe Skype?

Megan: Pure Computerosity.
by nerdsareverycool October 23, 2011
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Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.
See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!
by devidos November 9, 2012
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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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