common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

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Coconut Girl

A Thai prostitute that works in the city of Pattaya along Beach Ave, also known as "The Coconut Bar" because of the coconut palm trees that line the street.

Guy #1: "Lets go down and check out the chicks at the beach!"
Guy #2: "Naa man, they are all Coconut Girls."
Guy #3: "You're right. We should go to church and pray for our sins instead."
Guy #1 & Guy #2: "Coconut Girls at the Coconut Bar it is!"

by The_Mike_Of_Knowledge March 26, 2020

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coconut behaviour

when you're being stupid asf and you look dumb.

"omg i just texted Courtney back"
"bruv coconut behaviour"

by angelhoneyybroski November 16, 2020

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Coconut ice

A sexual practice in which a penised partner ejaculates into a receiving partner’s nostrils

We’ve tried coconut ice yesterday and I can’t get the smell of Jake’s cum out of my nose.

by Coconuticer April 1, 2021

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loudest common denominator

An opinion that does not reflect the majority view but is spoken as though it does by its proponents. Opposite of silent majority.

Congressional Republicans may not have anything to offer on health care reform but they did a nice job of getting the loudest common denominator to town meetings to shout down Democrats who supported Obama's plan.

Brady Quinn was awful when he started for the Browns. Still, the loudest common denominator thinks he is going to be a good NFL QB.

by cuda75 November 14, 2009

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