colonel cornhole

When someone is being an asshole worthy of the ranking colonel.

Person 1: "I Took a shit on you bed and smeared it in for no reason."
Person 2: "Ok colonel cornhole, who gave you the orders to make that decsion."

by Lil Buddha September 6, 2013

Colon gopher

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.

I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"

by Wildginerminer May 30, 2015

Colon-octopi

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.

"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"

by G.T. Cannington May 31, 2018

Colon Serpent

The act of anal sex by a rather large penis.

Shiley found Vannie's colon serpent to both feel good and hurt at the same time.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

Colonial pegging

pegging in colonial times

I heard Dakoda and brandin are into colonial pegging.

by ax11977 June 16, 2020

Golden Colton

When someone pees in your mouth, and then you spray it back all over them.

During sex, someone attempts a Golden Shower, gets it all in your mouth. Then you spray it back onto him. A bellowing laugh ensues. Your lover storms out covered in his own urine as you realized you pulled off the Golden Colton.

by her0cool April 22, 2011

Nintendo Colon

Where an individual plays video games for an extreme long time and avoids pooping so they can continue to play without interrupting their game. Nintendo Colon results in extreme constipation.

Billy play XBOX360 so long he's been diagnosed with a case of Nintendo Colon

by crapsandviche August 8, 2012