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Codebase Dysmorphism Syndrome

Codebase Dysmorphism Syndrome or CDS for short, is a condition which programmer struggles with structuring, organizing, and defining their codebase. Individuals with CDS may have difficulty at doing things like naming variables with comically descriptive name or deciding if they should use camelCase or snake_case for their files, often these symptoms causes by stuff such as lack of code standards or being worried with future backward compatibility issue.

essentially it is like an existential crisis, but for your code.
steve: "oh man i don't know if i should name this class 'ModelAbstractBaseCoreFactoryManager' or 'modelAbstractBaseCoreFactoryManager'"

"steve is suffering from Codebase Dysmorphism Syndrome!"

Code 3 Captain Crunch 

When you jizz into your pants so much that they get crusty and break
“I had a Code 3 Captain Crunch last weekend and had to throw out my pants

sarcasm code: "" 

When talking online, it is hard to convey sarcasm because people cannot hear the tone of your voice. Therefore, people use "" at the end of a sarcastic phrase to let the other person(people) know that sarcasm is being used.
I am so excited to have a test first thing tomorrow! "" (sarcasm code: "")

eyebrow code 

A way to communicate in a sexy and flirtatious way with a person in a crowded room, while trying to remain oblivious to others.
She is flirting with you using her eyebrows... Can't you read eyebrow code!
eyebrow code by FAS717 January 24, 2014

percussion code 

The best banon account on twitter. Run by someone awesome.
Hey did you see Percussion Code's tweet yesterday? It was awesome.
percussion code by Superior Trumpet February 19, 2014

booty code 

Getting booty pics and not telling anyone
Im not saying it's the booty code
booty code by Sk8fgt February 20, 2015