Clown Syndrome

Genetic disorder presented in a set of abnormal facial characteristics including; a pale white complexion, a bulbous red nose, red coloration around the lips, and a pair of stripes of varying color painted vertically over ones eyelids. Mild to severe mental humerosity is an additional effect of "clowns".

Bob: i dont like people wit Clown Syndrome.

Jill: well your going to have to get used to it because they're here to stay.

by Roundbrownass July 12, 2011

Clown Pie

1. Ejaculating in ones hand then rubbing on someones face.
2. Ejaculate on a object with intent to use for facial.
3. Pie that is full of Ejaculate.

Tylers mom cooked dinner well his dan would perpare the clown pie.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

Clown Porn

Noun-Explicit materials involving the penetration of clowns.

Dude, I was watching some really hot clown porn.

by Bingo the clown. February 9, 2010

Clown Shoes

Bullshit; something blatantly stupid

"Did you hear about what that idiot pulled? It was complete clown shoes, man."

by 0r4n December 26, 2009

clown's pie

A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!

"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"

by Lee Michigan esq. October 1, 2007

Clown Hound

A hoebag that loves to down clown penis.

Rich: Hey, Janet really loves to suck off clowns.
Danny: Yeah, bitch is a real clown hound.

by NinjaSac July 16, 2009

clown it

Clown it is kinda of like "fuck it", except you can use it for more references. It means that you're gonna clown your girl, Or you're gonna clown it (you're gonna do whatever the fuck you want)

Damn me and Caleb are gonna clown later ;)

Hey what are you gonna do?
Clown it!

by clownit77 April 17, 2013