Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 7, 2025

Chekov's Dehydration Gun

If something is introduced at the start of a movie/game/TV show/episode that can easily handle the main conflict, chances are that it will never be used for that purpose.

This is named after a massive freak out Schaffrillas Productions had in his "Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate" review after Megamind stops the Go Fish Gang using the Dehydration Gun, but he didn't use it on the titular Doom Syndicate, even though the plot would've been wrapped up much quicker with it.

"The movie never says that the villains' powers are preventing them from being stopped by a simple gun!" "That, sir, is what we call a Chekov's Dehydration Gun."

by CherryBlossom91 March 23, 2025

Cheeto Puff Pipe

Using a consenting Minion from Despicable Me as a fleshlight.

"Works been busy lately" "Yeah I need a Cheeto Puff Pipe!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Cheetos

Saying cheetos is like the opposite of saying kudos, instead of giving them praise its downgrading them to something lesser.

"Cheetos to you, bitch."

by anonymous May 3, 2025

Cheeto

(not to be confused with the chip) Pounding someone in the fingers so hard that they look like cheetles (layer of cheeto dust on a finger)

I accidently gave myself a Cheeto

by Omar13 May 4, 2025

Cheeto

“Cheeto” is a word to describe something lame and cringe. The opposite of flow, style, or cool.

the wheels on that car are so oversized, thats cheeto.

that guy’s wearing the most cheeto shoes ive ever seen.

the way you just hit that dance move was cheeto.

by FM_Jake July 14, 2025

Chekov another name on the list

What da Starship Enterprise officer performing role-call tells da fellow crewmember doing da tally-sheet when their youngest official shows up as instructed.

Spock: Our Russian-youth officer should be here about now --- ahhh, there he is walking in the door now, Scotty --- Chekov another name on the list.
Scott: Aye-aye, Mr. Spock.

by QuacksO August 11, 2025