Canadaphile

Mildly Canagaga. Canadadadidate for the Canadabis target market.

She's such a Canadaphile, she's likely tatooed a beaver on her butt.

by Ho TV December 9, 2008

Canada's History

A Twister-like, but sexually natured game in which a person attempts to insert moose antlers - lubricated with maple syrup - into several parts of ones partner's body while filling the Stanley Cup with the various resulting fluids. The more insertions a person forces upon his or her lover, the more "Avrils" (points) are accrued. The evening's winner must chug the resulting swill; otherwise that person will be deemed "hoser of all the land."

Gentleman 1: "Dude, brah. I'd give three dicks to teach that c-bomb about Canada's history."
Gentleman 2: "Toronto or Montreal rules?"

by _Jabes February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A Colbert Report fan with nothing better to do.

I'm such a Canada's History I put off finishing my econ assignment to enter this definition.

by Reezie February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Also known as "The Beaver" was originally any sex act which incorporated the remains of a land mammal and an organic based lubricant, however it has more recently been more specifically defined by conservative enthusiast as the act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup and human excrement then dipping moose antlers, dead or living though dead is more common, into the said mixture then inserting them into the anus of sexual partners while mutually performing oral sex. While generally considered "safe" it is not recommended to those under the age of 65 years old due to its unusually high mortallity rate and less common but confirmed cases of spontaneous growth of extra sex organs especially in hermaphodites.

I visited my grandmother at the nursing home the other day, she told me all about Canada's History.

by Richard Sweats February 5, 2010

Canada's History

An outdoor orgy ritual involving molten-hot cheese curds, a funnel, a paddle and Anne Murray.

Are you and mom going to take in some of Canada's History in the woods this weekend?

by Inuckchuck February 4, 2010

Alabama Republic of Canada

One of the gayest websites and concepts out there. A bunch of faggots (see: faggot) put this together to waste time and have sex with men.

Hey, why do you have aids?

Why, I went to the Alabama Republic of Canada, of course.

by Legion666 November 20, 2007

Canada

America's hat

Canada matches Mexico, America's beard

by BombaGoBackToTheVillage March 5, 2009