Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.

"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."

by LastRealist August 29, 2023

zoot cannon

An individual who is extraordinary zooted at all times of the day.

Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”

by B-Lee the Beta December 8, 2019

Clit Cannon

Vagina.

The baby was so overdue, that it shot out if her clit cannon

Credit: Luke Carter

by Lukita lu lu September 9, 2022

cannon

Ancestor and precursor of the artillery gun. A cannon fires stone cannon balls, while an artillery gun fires artillery shells.

Fire the cannon!

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

Cannon C

Literal definition of an Irish Cuck. Accept the truth,buddy.

"Cannon C is a literal Cuck wtf"
"Yes I am mommy uwu"

by Joy Sussy May 31, 2021

Cannon Speener

A person who is both high and drunk at the same time.

Joe: I went to this party and there were people there who were Cannon Speenered there. THEN it got weird.

by Peter Grifinski February 12, 2010

slam cannon

Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.

"So sad Tim passed but he did it cool GF said he died doing a slam cannon"

by SansT.skeleton December 12, 2020