Cannon

A boy who is nice but hides his emotions through his ego and thinks he is all that. He is a great person deep down but hides it. Follows the crowd and would be a great boyfriend but is too full of himself. You want to be his friend but he makes it so hard. Likes video games and shoes and cars is a flirt and player

Girl1. It is so hard to be friends with cannon even if he seems nice

Girl2 yea I know

by Alllallalalalalalala September 19, 2019

THOT Cannon

A handcannon used for destroying Thots.

Stands for Thermal Handcannon Optimized for Termination

Friend: Dude if she doesn't lay off our bro, im gonna use the THOT Cannon.
OF: The sacred weapon is not worthy of such lowly thot.

by The Real Robbie Rotten February 21, 2019

Glass Cannon

EVE Onlines bombers, like Nemesis.

Person 1: dude there’s a Nemesis on D-Scan.
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up

by VesperTheCoffeeAddict August 2, 2022

Noob-Cannon

1: A label given to any weapon that is deemed over powered

2: The AWP

Oh mai gawd! You fuckin n00b! Wth ur fuckin Noob-Cannon!

by Capacop1997 December 19, 2010

Ass Cannon

Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.

Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.

by Suck Dick Sam May 23, 2015

Cannon

A fairly nice dude, but be careful there is probably more to him than meets the eye. Honest, Fair, and Driven by an immense desire to succeed and make life better for those around him. Grew up tough but still has a good heart. Will generally be a good partner, although it might take him awhile to get it. Smart, although sometimes lazy. A man of tremoundous potential if he chooses to you it.

Girl 1: Have you met cannon?

Girl 2: Yeah he's an interesting one, seems like a likeable guy though...

by 7438793479837 August 31, 2022

North Carolina Napalm Cannon

When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.

Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.

by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025