dirty cactus

Put hair gel on your pubic region and then fucka bitch anally, when she complains about the sharp hair, just donkey punch her and give her a bowl of froot loops with your manchowder as the milk.

I gave phil T a dirty cactus last night and he ended up in the hospital.

by MARKK November 19, 2006

cackalack

NC, greatest place on earth.

I am from cackalack.

by the one letter guy March 8, 2005

Cackalate

To compute numeric equations using complex algorithims and logical patterns.

"Far as figurin' out space-time continues, you need to cackalate E in the EMC equasions."

by Robert October 22, 2003

cacalacky

Ca•ca•la•cky (kak ' a lak) n. Colloq. various spellings including Kakalak 1. A folksy slang for "Carolina"--an amalgamation with "Appalachia". 2. an endearment of the Carolinas, especially by people raised in the area who have moved elsewhere. Conveys a tongue-in- cheek quality, a willingness to laugh at oneself and one's origins, while still remaining proud and affectionate towards them.

The Kakalak Anthology features poets and artists from North and South Cacalacky.

by Beth Cagle Burt September 13, 2007

cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.

Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Cack Meast

Results from a Pap Smear displayed on an overhead-projector.

Brian: Dude, I just totally Cack Measted my patient and told her she couldn't have kids.

by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008

cached

1. The state a marijuana pipe is in after all of the green herb has been smoked.
2. A pipe full of resin.

1. "Wanna hit this? -coughcoughhackcough-"
"No dude, that shit is cached."
2. Dude, man, where's your cached pipe? I could use a resin ball right now.

by lebowsky January 12, 2006