Samuel Butler

A fat neo-nazi

shut up Samuel butler

by ToastyBalls March 11, 2024

Black Butler

Black Butler, also known as Kuroshitsuji (黒執事), was published in 2006 by Yana Toboso.

Black Butler takes place in the nineteenth century. It follows the story of thirteen-year-old Ciel Phantomhive, "The Queen's watchdog," and his butler, Sebastian Michaelis, who is just too good to be true.. Or too good to be human. As of April of 2024, 33 volumes and 203 chapters have been published.

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Story Plot: 9.4/10
Arcs: 8/10
Characters: 9.8/10
Plot Development: 10/10
Overall Rating: 9.3

Person 1: Can you believe people still pronounce Ciel from Black Butler's name as SEEL?
Person 2: ..I've been pronouncing it as SCI-EL...

by Manga Suggestions ☆ April 17, 2024

Jimmy Butler

A mf who gets payed millions to play basketball but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee

Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?
Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh
Jimmy Butler: Did someone say coffee?
Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend

by wORSHIpWarship684 May 1, 2024

Mr Butler

Sexy ass nigga, who fucks lil girls for A's

Hey, Mr Butler.

by Hi,there May 1, 2024

Jimmy Butler

An mf who gets payed millions to play basketball, but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee.

Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?

Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh J
immy Butler: Did someone say coffee?

Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend

by wORSHIpWarship684 May 1, 2024

Dirty Butler

When someone is getting fucked in the ass, and someone named Geoffrey throws the person doing the fucking, out of the front door, and then resumes fucking the receiver in the ass. The receiver then shits on the floor and makes Geoffrey clean it up.

While Will was home, Hilary was upstairs receiving a dirty butler.

by ElDuderino43 June 4, 2024

Turducken butterslide

When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.

Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.

by Cunt bean blister November 29, 2024