Brandon

Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.

Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan

Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?

by dpavlov March 6, 2017

brandon???

gay soooo gay

Brandon??? likes touching boys

by bill Harrison August 1, 2017

Brandon

Not the sportiest guy ever and pretty lonely.he enjoys younger company and hangs around with kids to seem cool.sooner or later a Brandon is likely to be outcasted by his friends

“Hey man did have u seen Brandon recently”
“Na man we stopped chillin a while ago”

by Loljokes420 January 17, 2018

brandon

a man hoe who has no sense of style and is secretly gay even though he denies it. the only reason he talks to girls is cause they think of him as a gay best friend. OH and he’s really slow and needs everything spelled out for him.

brandon is a fucking prick

by dknd13 June 11, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is an absolute asshole who never stops getting on your nerves.He thinks he’s a roadman and will torment you for your entire life. He is the type of boy who will randomly try to beat you up but never can. He is so two faced and has disgusting habits. He will never get a girlfriend at this rate.

friend 1 Ew look it’s a rat.

Oh never mind it’s brandon.
friend 2 I hate Brandon he is definitely a drug dealer.

by Local nice person July 18, 2019

brandon

someone who stares at mens crotch and trues to touch them whenever possible. He is someone who is truly into weird fetishes and incest. He may be nice but is annoying the most. He tries hard to fit in and act like hes cool. He lies to other people and make them feel bad about themselves.

dont touch me there brandon, im not gay.

by king jong May 13, 2019

Brandon

A man with a good heart. He means well. He is good looking. Brandon's are about 6'1 in average. The sad part about being a Brandon is that they are normally players. They sleep around A LOT. AMD break a lot of hearts. Brandon's may be handsome and fine but they dont know how to treat a lady.

Dang he's a player
Yeah his name is Brandon... duh duhhhhhh

by Ppl already knowww June 1, 2019