Brady is such a loser he flexes with his fake 10k Rolex and dresses hard, and when you thought turtles were slow Brady is the slowest human being known to man kind runs at about .32 mph and thinks he’s the shit at basketball
by TylerHo_Stinks69 November 29, 2018
Get the Brady Festmug. by bradys wife July 25, 2021
Get the bradymug. by AutismAware September 17, 2022
Get the Bradymug. 
As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022
Get the Tom Bradymug. Drives a big rig and will knock you the fuck out. Carry’s a gun with him and isn’t afraid to use it. Brady is a badass trucker and a force to be reckoned with
Saw brady vantol in my rear view and had to change lanes to stay clear
Just saw brady vantol getting laid in his big rig!
Just saw brady vantol getting laid in his big rig!
by Bogdickboy69 November 16, 2018
Get the brady vantolmug. If Jesus was reincarnated and played rocket league, pulls at the bitches with ease and Is secretly black
by Deez ballerz July 16, 2021
Get the Brady Queenanmug.