Bonk

v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.

"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."

by Meisterburgher October 16, 2021

boinklesnurf

Busting the biggest, fattest, most cramp worthy nut ever

“yeah man i busted a huge boinklesnurf last night”

by turkeyburger5665 October 17, 2021

bonkei

a slang word for bonk (slang for sex)

Calvin just tried to have a bonkei with Kain! They haven't even reached a month dating yet!

by kentarow October 21, 2021

bonker

bonker is a rare piece and people worship them. They are funny, smart and always the life of the party.
Be like a bonker!

Damn, she is definitely a bonker.

by prin4t November 20, 2021

Boinker

People who dont take covid seriously and have no moral compass. They might be a bit funny but do not be fooled

This boinker gave me long covid and blamed it on my beet juice

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Bonka

Bonka is the person u always count on to cheer u up she is loving kind and sweet her humor is what everrrrrrrrrrr so that can almost sum her up she is a caring loving person she is a athletic and she is short and chaotic and she will go out of her way to make u happy she isn’t fake (MARIANA) she is beautiful and she is a person that u can just talk to when ur feeling down ( she is mine FYI so don’t talk to her to much ) and she can be kind when she wants to and as Marley puts it “maybe you wouldn’t be crippled is you stop kicking people” she is a beautiful girl and she is mine

Bonka is my gf so back off

by 23honaja November 30, 2021

Boinky Doinky

Verb: Taking a hot dump in a community park porta-potty

Noun: a hot and steamy, but solidified piece of human feces

Yo! Some guy tipped over a Porta-Potty and totally lathered a kid in Boinky Doinky!

by Boinky Doinky Boy December 9, 2021