wet blanket

Mortie
Mortie is a wet blanket
by Cumgis Khan January 07, 2023
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Dick Blanket/Dicky Do

Slang for a "male fupa" aka "Dicky Do". Eg: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.
DICK BLANKET/DICKY DO: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.
by Koonman69 August 14, 2022
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Foofy blanket

A soft, light blanket that keeps you warm and cozy. To wrap around yourself or with your partner, or a cat.
Sabah loves her foofy blanket as much as her husband.
by Veewords December 13, 2024
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thunder blanket

1. When you let loose a rumbler under the blanket.
2. A Queen fart under the blanket.
3. A weighted blanket that doesn't let farts out.
My dog makes sure I get a thunder blanket every night.
by ChanManIndy May 16, 2021
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A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.
by September 10, 2020
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Jeremy Blanket

When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.
Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!
by partyboy123 December 03, 2021
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Gay blanket

When two men, specifically strait, cum on a blanket and wrap up in it like a burrito.
by Hay u March 20, 2021
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