fucked up like a football bat

Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.

John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."

by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008

pat the bat

the best player in baseball... a modern day babe ruth

"Pat the Bat is God"

by Hank Cassa May 13, 2006

nigger bat

Another name for a Moth which infests the Denver, CO region every summer. Also known as the Miller Moth. They are incredibly annoying and obsessed with bright lights.

Yall best keep screens in your windows at night! Them nigger bats will be all up in this bitch if you don't! Sheeeeiiiittt

by Catfish Jones June 14, 2014

half bat

Something very impressive indeed

My goodness, have you seen Jonny's new car, it's half bat
Yes it is very nice

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006

Carpet Bat

Small Chihuahua usually named pebbles or something equally gay

Oh look honey it's a gay truckers carpet bat.

by flanstraw1 October 14, 2008

sanding the bat

Its a term that means to 'jack off' or to masturbate.

"hey Joey" "hi" "last night Tina sanded my bat for me." "TINA'S MY GIRL FRIEND YOU BASTARD!"

by Person May 13, 2005

weetzie bat

1. a really awesome, campy and cliche book by francesca lia block
2. a punk pixie

i read weetzie bat every day

by mayura October 23, 2003