Boner Pee 

BONER PEE- when one must stand back far and lean forward to avoid A:Pissing on the toilet seat or B: To Avoid pissing in your own face

This morning I had to take a mean Boner Pee

Boner Pee by Stanky541 November 19, 2010

boner brother

When two people receive a boner at the same time for the same reason.

boy friend: "So I friggin' got a boner for a picture my girl friend sent me last night!"

best friend: "No shit?! I'm afraid I have bad news! I received the same picture last night . . . and the same happened to me. I hate to break it to you bro, but we are boner brothers!"

boy friend: "Son of a bitch whore!!"

boner brother by Adrian "the shiz" October 18, 2009

boner bag

what holds a mans balls also known as the ball sack

my boner bag holds my balls

boner bag by jumping tree October 27, 2007

boner jam 

an expression describing a moment, person, place, thing or event of high quality.

My coffee grinder/brewer combo is the boner jam, this shit tastes great!

boner jam by Uncle H Bomb August 2, 2006

boner party 

when too many dudes are at a gathering, and there needs to be a little more female pressence

what the hell is up with the boner party? I'm out.

boner party by neu January 26, 2004

Boner Biting Batch 

A prostitute that bites your cock off for fifty bucks!!

Steve: What the fuck is wrong with your dick!

Greg: It got bit off by a boner biting batch

Boner Biting Batch by Sammy Saggysack October 18, 2008

boner phone 

when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.

Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?

boner phone by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009