Bass

The instrument played by the member of the band who is the second least attractive and can only crow about the quality of groupies they defile to the drummer, who traditionally can only get the kind of beasts even farmers reject.

Roadie 1: "Have you seen the girl the bass player was taking back to the tour bus? Isn't the drummer in there too?"
Roadie 2: "That was a girl? Jeez, what the hell did the drummer pull then?"
Drummer: "Does anyone have the number of a good vet? There's been an accident."

by Reverend Pobjoy July 29, 2015

southern bass

Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles

I want my car to have "southern bass"! I need to hear it rattle from a block away!

by 12vhoudini May 26, 2018

Cunty Bass

An Insult used against another. Could be used towars anyone possessing an odourous vagina, or a bitchy fish if the situation calls for it.

Pronounced "Cun-Tee bAss"

Jeff: Should I Become A Doctor, Or A Teacher?

Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.

"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"

by M Dizzzzzzzle November 19, 2006

The filthy bass

When you hook both finger in your partners mouth while doing it from behind and she starts to shake her head and thrash around like a hooked bass.

I gave Brenda The filthy bass last night. Hell of a fight.

by RKM1523 April 14, 2018

bass sickness

When the drop hits so hard that you're just standing there like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT DROP THO!" usually happens when you're at a party/rave listening to dub step or trap

kat- "dude you okay man?"

steve-" i don't know man the drop in 'one minute (dotEXEs dopiest dope remix)'by krewella i think it gave me bass sickness!!"

by djdeejay June 28, 2014

Sydney bass

Sydney is the youngest in her friend group. She is always in love with boys named sam. She is a very big flirt and will flirt with any boy in sight. Ladies, don’t take your mans around this one.

“Sydney bass is flirting with my boyfriend again”

by ohshit1234 November 8, 2019

Basic Basses

Basic Basses is defined as a person who plays bass in a band. They are known by the bands name or recognized at a show, but do not the the notoriety that a lead singer of drummer may have.

Basic Basses as defined above: " I love that band ______, Eddie the singer is so hot, and the basses is ok too. But I can never remember his name, he's just a basic basses.

by Duchess13 April 10, 2021