aciman

The classiest

Philip and Michael are aciman.

by freetobegracie December 7, 2010

Animal Surprise

When two people are having sex, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the ass, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.

Dude, Bry was with his girl last night and I gave him an ANIMAL SURPRISE...I knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. He showed me the red mark on his ass...NICE!

by Grindhouse February 19, 2011

Animal Wheeler

A person that is able to consume massive amounts of alcohol with the intent of getting completely intoxicated while randomly removing their shirt in the bar.

Wesley is a ture animal wheeler he was shirtless by 10:30 and still hasn't found out how he got home last night.

by AnimalWheel June 22, 2011

Animal madness

Noun - an alcoholic beverage composed of all the types of liquor in the vicinity mixed and served in a measuring cup. (No measuring should take place) It is traditionally drank until the person drinking it can't take it anymore then filled back up to the top with Mountain Dew. Guaranteed to make you go alcohol insane.

Guy 1: Why are you drinking from a measuring cup?

Guy 2: Because that's the only way to drink Animal madness

Guy 1: why is it called animal madness?

Guy 2 hands the drink to guy 1, who continues to go alcohol insane.

by Derick TapMan October 31, 2011

animal wrongs

A group which often takes "Hitler was a vegetarian" to mean we should mimic him, such as Sea Shepherd.

She trained her cat to be a vegan. Talk about animal wrongs!

by sunkanunpa November 9, 2011

Animal Balloon

A perverse, sexual act when a woman sucks a man's penis through his anus. His penis is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his rectum. (The woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)

After climax, the woman then blows the man's penis back through his butt hole to return the penis to its normal shape.

Animal balloons of these caliber are not intended for children's parties.

by wo1v3r1n3 August 14, 2012

animal studies

Common synonym for those studying zoology.

"What do you study?"

"zoology"
"So.. animals?
"pretty much"
"so it's basically animal studies"

by map_93 May 22, 2012