Augustine Bowden

A person who scrapes into conversations but chin first, dragging his giant hunchback in tow

Did you see Augustine bowden today?

Yes his hunchback was seen from the Hubble telescope

by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020

August

Has a 7’ dick and make chad look like a virgin. All the women he walks by become wetter than the pacific and he seduces Christoffer’s mom every night. August is the defenition of a bog cock giga chad alpha male. All of the girls want to be his GF. August gets new BJ’s every day by a different woman each time ( because he likes to share).

Damn August is such a giga chad he makes christoffer look liek sich a loser when he walks by him.

Sixten is such a beta male when compared to August

by PussySlayer69(August) February 27, 2021

August 1st

National Miss Your Best Friends Day

Person: I miss you so much, especially since it’s August 1st!
Their best friends: What is on August 1st?
Person: It’s National Miss Your Best Friends Day!

by igotmybesties August 1, 2021

August 21

August 21 National Kiss your Girlfriend day

Come on it’s August 21, Just go and kiss her already!

by Mommykiler10 August 21, 2021

August 2nd

the most gayest of leos are born on this day, try to befriend one.

Person 1: “why is this person so gay?”

Person 2: “they were born on august 2nd”

Person 1: “oh that makes sense.”

by emotionallydrainedleo November 23, 2021

August 19

People that are born on August 19 are soulmates with people born on February 19.

August 19: I love you

by King_trix9 December 24, 2021

June July August

Stinky South Indian girl who is in love with idli water. She thinks she's smart but Param is smarter.

HEY LOOK! IT'S JUNE JULY AUGUST!

by ParamRider123 October 2, 2023