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Allergy Bumps

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.
Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.
by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011
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Allergy Season

The period of time someone labels when they are probably sick but don't want anyone to know.
Tyler at work was coughing and sneezing. We noticed he didn't look so good but when we asked him if he was getting sick he claimed it was "allergy season" and that it was just allergies. We all knew he was lying.
by Battletoad_Galactica April 2, 2019
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psychological allergy

When one is unable to eat or often even be around a specific food because it makes them physically sick, usually due to a past traumatizing experience with said food.
Friend: Yo, do you want some of these blueberries?
You: Nah man, the last time I ate blueberries I got sick as fuck and it turned into a psychological allergy so I can’t eat them anymore.
by Sheababy January 31, 2018
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I'm allergic to shrimp

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"
by The Jumbo Shrimp March 2, 2017
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Albert

Albert is a lovely dog and has a great personality everybody loves him especially people who just meet him
Albert is a lovely dog
by Babycrinkle March 4, 2017
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albert snatzel

Look its Albert Snatzel the unicorn man!
by Addythequeen January 10, 2018
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alberto pito

A skinny guy who can be snapped like a twig. He is y’all, mainly wears glasses, and gets all the bitches. He has the name pito in the end only if is dating Spanish girls.
Omg, Lilly has one fine Alberto Pito!!
by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban January 19, 2018
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