Alabama Pie

An Alabama pie is the the act of taking a fresh, steamy (yet satisfying) bowel movement on your neighbours deck after they dun did your sister. That’s how we do it in Alabama!

Is that shit on the deck?
Now that’s a freshly baked Alabama pie

by Innbread October 2, 2019

Alabama-Weird

weird people in alabama who worry too much about being culturally sensitive, love inspirational quotes and love the kid president videos.

Alabama-Weird, alabamians are a special kind of out of it.

by alabamaisweird November 12, 2013

Alabama Handkerchief

When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.

Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.

by LnD123 August 28, 2018

Alabama Hannah

Any female who uses Crisco during sexual intercourse in an attempt to spice things up in the bedroom. The Crisco may be applied liberally and can be purposed for anything ranging from a sensual shoulder massage to a full-on lubricant.

One does not have to hail from the Southern United States to be an Alabama Hannah, but Alabama Hannah’s are typically found in the deep rural pockets of Dixie.

“Dude, my girlfriend Paula and I were having sex the other day, and out of nowhere, she started rubbing Crisco all over my ass. I was kind of into it.”
“Sounds like you got a real Alabama Hannah on your hands!”

by R.D. Shackleford July 10, 2019

alabama skinny

Slightly overweight. About 10 pounds more than you should weight.

Since most of alabama in fat being chubby is considered skinny

Newyorker: wow I got flabby I must've gained 20 pounds since last year

Alabamian: naw man ur alabama skinny

by wicked clowns mothafucka!! September 6, 2012

Alabama Pipeline

When you and your girl are having sex and she pees on your dick

Last night i was doing it and she gave me a Alabama Pipeline

by MATTHEW the cashew August 9, 2019

Alabama Snickers

First you eat a lot of nuts (peanuts, cashews, pistachios, etc.), then you shit on your hand. After covering your hand with the nut chocolate mixture you fuck a guy in the ass and use your mixture covered hand to give him a reach around.

Scottie-"Todd doesn't look so well this morning."
Larry-"Yeah he hasn't been the same after the boss gave him an Alabama Snickers."

by Lnpbdfm July 26, 2021