Alabama Pipeline

When you and your girl are having sex and she pees on your dick

Last night i was doing it and she gave me a Alabama Pipeline

by MATTHEW the cashew August 9, 2019

Alabama Filipina

When a Filipina comes out in an all leather outfit with a whip in her hands and you have to grab a Dr. Suess book and read it like a 3rd grader.

Mary gave Jacob an Alabama Filipina on Christmas while Rick was watching.

by Roy_McNair January 4, 2023

Alabama slimer

When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face

“What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”

by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018

Alabama baptism

When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.

I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.

by MartonB April 3, 2022

alabama skinny

Slightly overweight. About 10 pounds more than you should weight.

Since most of alabama in fat being chubby is considered skinny

Newyorker: wow I got flabby I must've gained 20 pounds since last year

Alabamian: naw man ur alabama skinny

by wicked clowns mothafucka!! September 6, 2012

alabama farmyard

Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.

“I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut”

“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Alabama ducktail

When one jizzes on the small of the back and uses a hairdryer so as to fan the semen as it dries. Then the dried semen is deposited into the lady's b-hole like uncle scrooge's money bin.

My best friend's mom was a little short on money, so I gave her an Alabama ducktail to deposit in her money bin.

by Uncle Screwj May 7, 2017